Welcome to Lauri's Mystical Nonsense Site! Please take some time to sign the guestbook and eat some goat cheese.
Rabbi Shlomo the movie critic says:
"Everything in this room is eatable! Even I'm eatable, but that is called cannibalism, my dear children, and is in fact frowned upon by most societies."
---Willy Wonka (Charlie and the Chocolate Factory w/ Johnny Depp)
| Dr. Frederick Frankenstein: |
Werewolf? |
| Igor: |
There. |
| Dr. Frederick Frankenstein: |
What? |
| Igor: |
There wolf. There castle. |
| Dr. Frederick Frankenstein: |
Why are you talking that way? |
| Igor: |
I thought you wanted to. |
---Dr. Frankenstein and Igor (Young Frankenstein)
| Dr. Rumack: |
Can you fly this plane and land it? |
| Ted Striker: |
Surely you can't be serious. |
| Dr. Rumack: |
I am serious, and don't call me Shirley. |
---Rumack and Striker (Airplane!)
"Candy is dandy, but liqour is quicker."
---Willy Wonka (Charlie and the Chocolate Factory w/ Gene Wilder)
"So, the combination is: one, two, three, four, five. That's the stupidest combination I ever heard in my life! That's the kind of thing an idiot would have on his luggage!"
----Dark Helmet (Spaceballs)
God: What are you doing now?
King Arthur: Averting our eyes, oh Lord.
God: Well, don't. It's just like those miserable psalms, always so depressing.
---God and King Arthur (Monty Python and the Holy Grail)
